gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(via invader-grim)

vanehwasreal:

i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER

"at my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see ‘em and they got passed back the cop had 4"

(via fuckinglucifer)

whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life
whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

(via spooky-nob)

soccercoppy:

theimpossiblenerd:

soccercoppy:

knock knock

who’s there

the doorbell repair man

(via fuckinglucifer)

akapost:

just  can’t stop love them

——————

A-KA

(via frozenheadcanons)

mt2oo8:

Watching Dan’s playthrough of The Walking Dead and I thought he was a bandit hiding behind a car in game

(via immortal-hd)

little-miss-allison:

mean girl anthemfor those days when you’re feeling a little superior to the basic bitch.

bubblegum bitch - marina and the diamonds // run the world (girls) - beyonce // candy store - heathers // homewrecker - marina and the diamonds // video kid - the birthday massacre // diamonds (remix) - rihanna // flawless (remix) ft. nicki minaj - beyonce // smile - lily allen // bad girls - m.i.a. // blah blah blah ft. 3oh!3 - ke$ha // anaconda - nicki minaj // feed me diamonds - mdnr // i love it - icona pop // work bitch - britney spears // bitter rivals - sleigh bells // applause - lady gaga // pour it up - rihanna

ravenchan696:

Clementine after Season 2.
Made by actualhippie

adeadwalking:

Those 4 % who didn’t give Clementine rations are not to be trusted. adeadwalking:

Those 4 % who didn’t give Clementine rations are not to be trusted. adeadwalking:

Those 4 % who didn’t give Clementine rations are not to be trusted. adeadwalking:

Those 4 % who didn’t give Clementine rations are not to be trusted.

adeadwalking:

Those 4 % who didn’t give Clementine rations are not to be trusted.

rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

(via phantom-of-the-audi)

k-eke:

They just want you to dance after all ^^
(My version of Fnaf, after so many requests, because you’re so cool I had to reply and make something ^^)
I’m so bad at this game :x ! 
Il fait peur mais ça peut aller ^^ 
k-eke:

They just want you to dance after all ^^
(My version of Fnaf, after so many requests, because you’re so cool I had to reply and make something ^^)
I’m so bad at this game :x ! 
Il fait peur mais ça peut aller ^^ 
k-eke:

They just want you to dance after all ^^
(My version of Fnaf, after so many requests, because you’re so cool I had to reply and make something ^^)
I’m so bad at this game :x ! 
Il fait peur mais ça peut aller ^^ 
k-eke:

They just want you to dance after all ^^
(My version of Fnaf, after so many requests, because you’re so cool I had to reply and make something ^^)
I’m so bad at this game :x ! 
Il fait peur mais ça peut aller ^^ 
k-eke:

They just want you to dance after all ^^
(My version of Fnaf, after so many requests, because you’re so cool I had to reply and make something ^^)
I’m so bad at this game :x ! 
Il fait peur mais ça peut aller ^^ 
k-eke:

They just want you to dance after all ^^
(My version of Fnaf, after so many requests, because you’re so cool I had to reply and make something ^^)
I’m so bad at this game :x ! 
Il fait peur mais ça peut aller ^^ 
k-eke:

They just want you to dance after all ^^
(My version of Fnaf, after so many requests, because you’re so cool I had to reply and make something ^^)
I’m so bad at this game :x ! 
Il fait peur mais ça peut aller ^^ 
k-eke:

They just want you to dance after all ^^
(My version of Fnaf, after so many requests, because you’re so cool I had to reply and make something ^^)
I’m so bad at this game :x ! 
Il fait peur mais ça peut aller ^^ 
k-eke:

They just want you to dance after all ^^
(My version of Fnaf, after so many requests, because you’re so cool I had to reply and make something ^^)
I’m so bad at this game :x ! 
Il fait peur mais ça peut aller ^^ 
k-eke:

They just want you to dance after all ^^
(My version of Fnaf, after so many requests, because you’re so cool I had to reply and make something ^^)
I’m so bad at this game :x ! 
Il fait peur mais ça peut aller ^^ 

k-eke:

They just want you to dance after all ^^

(My version of Fnaf, after so many requests, because you’re so cool I had to reply and make something ^^)

I’m so bad at this game :x ! 

Il fait peur mais ça peut aller ^^ 

(via gxikun)